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- CANNOT KILL THE BATTERY! - - TROJAN: CODER, GRAPHICIAN SPECIALTY: BEING A DICKHEAD AT ALL THE WRONG TIMES!... FAV. SAYING: THAT LOOKS FUCKED OTHER NAMES: LAMER, JEZZA HAWKEYE: ORGANISER, SWAPPER, GRAPHICIAN SPECIALTY: STAYING UP WAY INTO THE SMALL HOURS OF THE MORNING. FAV SAYINGS: HAPPY, SCRUGGINS, SUGGY ALIAS: BOX-HEAD, BIG BAD GAV, GAV BABY BAD.INC: GRAPHICS, SWAPPER SPECIALTY: HAVING 'PHYSCO' ATTACKS WHILE USING HAWKEYE'S PSYCHO C-64! FAV. SAYING: NO-ONE APPRECIATES MY MUSICALIAS: PSYCHO (PHYSCO) BRENT!! SOLAR: CODER, LAMER EXTRORDANAIRE! SPECIALTIES: STUPID SOUND EFFECTS AND PERFECT GLITCHES!! FAV SAYINGS: YESSSSSSS, SUCK 'OLE!!!! ALIAS: JUNIOR, SOLS, PETE REPEAT! ZORRO: MUSICIAN, OCCANSIONAL GRAPHICS SPECIALTY: TELLING US WEIRD AND USELESS FACTS!!.. FAV. SAYING: PLEASE LAUGH AT MY JOKES!!!ALIAS: WHATISNAME???, HAWKEYE'S BROTHER - /// HI AND WELCOME TO THE 'SPOTLIGHT' DEMO.... PRODUCED BY THE BATTERY BOYS, FOR THE IKON VISUAL DEMO COMPETION IN 1991!!.... //// MOST OF THIS DEMO WAS CODED DURING A 4 DAY MEGA-BATTERY PARTY, STARTING AT 11:00 AM ON TUESDAY 15TH OF JANUARY, AND ENDING AT 3:00 PM ON FRIDAY THE 18TH OF JANUARY.... AND IT IS NOW 07:30 PM ON FRIDAY 18TH 1991 AND I (HAWKEYE) HAVE JUST RETURNED FROM WORK, AND SOLAR IS STILL HERE AT MY HOUSE, TRYING TO GET THIS INTRO FINISHED!! (HIS DISK DRIVE IS FUCKED AND IT CAN'T WRITE ANYTHING, SO I SAID TO STAY HERE AND GET AS MUCH DONE AS POSSIBLE!!... AND HIS ACTION REPLAY MK VI WAS STOLEN DURING THE RUSH OF TROJAN AND BAD.INC TO PACK UP!!).... WELL THE CREDITS FOR THIS PART GO TO..... CODE: // SOLAR // ....... SPRITES AND CONCEPT: // HAWKEYE // ........ MUSIC: // ZORRO // ...... LOGO: // BAD.INC // ....... DIGI'S RIPPED FROM 'SLIMEY'S MINE' AND A HORIZON DEMO..... AND CHARS ARE UNKNOWN!!... ABOVE THIS AS YOU HAVE PROBABLY GUESSED IS THE BATTERY MEMBER-STATUS, AND SOME (JOKE) DETAILS ABOUT US!!!..... WE WERE GOING TO HAVE THE SPOTLIGHT CRASH ANIMATED, BUT THE DIGI'S PUT A STOP TO THAT!!!.... IF YOU DON'T LIKE THIS DEMO, THEN MAKE ONE THAT IS BETTER, AND SEND IT TO: P/O BOX 1801, SHEPPARTON, VICTORIA 3630, AUSTRALIA.....(LOOK AT $93C0 IF YOU MISSED IT!).... I HAVE TO KEEP CRAPPING ON, AS BAD.INC LIKES TO READ SCROLLS, AND HE GETS PISSED OFF WHEN YOU WRITE SMALL LAME TEXTS!!! / ... // WARS //.... WHO NEEDS THEM??? LOOK WHERE IT GOT SADDAM HUSSEIN!!... AND LOOK WHERE IT IS GETTING THE OZ PIRATE SCENE!! FUCKIN' NO WHERE!!.... IF WE HEAR OF ANY FUCKERS OUT THERE SLAGGING OUR GROUP OR OUR MEMBERS, YOU CAN EXPECT A VISIT FROM BAD.INC, TROJAN AND I.... WE WILL GET ON THE NEXT FUCKIN' TRAIN, BASH YOUR DOOR DOWN AND SLOWLY BREAK EVERY BONE IN YOUR BODY, STARTING WITH YOUR FINGERS, AND GETTING TO YOUR TOES!!.. / BUT DON'T GET US WRONG /.... WE ARE A PEACEFULL GROUP, AND WANT THE OZ SCENE TO BE AS GOOD AS IT CAN GET!! (WHILE WE ARE STILL IN IT!!)..... IF YOU'RE LOOKING FOR THE GREETZ, THEN YOUR ARE IN THE WRONG PART!!! (NEXT ONE!!)...... / / / THIS IS SOLAR BASHIN' AWAY AT MY KEYBOARD WITH A BROKEN FINGER!! BEFORE I GO, HERE IS A QUOTE FOR YOU TO REMEMBER:... / 'IT'S NOT COOL, BUT IT'S HAPPENING' / ... WELL, I WILL LET YOU GO ONTO THE SECOND, 'BUBBLES' PART, CODED BY TROJAN........ / / / - D HI AND WELCOME TO THE 'SPOTLIGHT' DEMO - D. PRODUCED BY THE BATTERY BOYS, FOR THE IKON VISUAL DEMO COMPETION IN 1991!! - D/ MOST OF THIS DEMO WAS CODED DURING A 4 DAY MEGA-BATTERY PARTY, STARTING AT 11:00 AM ON TUESDAY 15TH OF JANUARY, AND ENDING AT 3:00 PM ON FRIDAY THE 18TH OF JANUARY - D. AND IT IS NOW 07:30 PM ON FRIDAY 18TH 1991 AND I (HAWKEYE) HAVE JUST RETURNED FROM WORK, AND SOLAR IS STILL HERE AT MY HOUSE, TRYING TO GET THIS INTRO FINISHED!! (HIS DISK DRIVE IS FUCKED AND IT CAN'T WRITE ANYTHING, SO I SAID TO STAY HERE AND GET AS MUCH DONE AS POSSIBLE!!... AND HIS ACTION REPLAY MK VI WAS STOLEN DURING THE RUSH OF TROJAN AND BAD.INC TO PACK UP!!) - D. WELL THE CREDITS FOR THIS PART GO TO - E. CODE: // SOLAR // - G. SPRITES AND CONCEPT: // HAWKEYE // - H. MUSIC: // ZORRO // - F. LOGO: // BAD.INC // - G. DIGI'S RIPPED FROM 'SLIMEY'S MINE' AND A HORIZON DEMO - E. AND CHARS ARE UNKNOWN!!... ABOVE THIS AS YOU HAVE PROBABLY GUESSED IS THE BATTERY MEMBER-STATUS, AND SOME (JOKE) DETAILS ABOUT US!!! - E. WE WERE GOING TO HAVE THE SPOTLIGHT CRASH ANIMATED, BUT THE DIGI'S PUT A STOP TO THAT!!! - D. IF YOU DON'T LIKE THIS DEMO, THEN MAKE ONE THAT IS BETTER, AND SEND IT TO: - F P/O BOX 1801, SHEPPARTON, VICTORIA 3630, AUSTRALIA - E.(LOOK AT $93C0 IF YOU MISSED IT!) - D. I HAVE TO KEEP CRAPPING ON, AS BAD.INC LIKES TO READ SCROLLS, AND HE GETS PISSED OFF WHEN YOU WRITE SMALL LAME TEXTS!!! / ... // WARS // - D. WHO NEEDS THEM??? LOOK WHERE IT GOT SADDAM HUSSEIN!!... AND LOOK WHERE IT IS GETTING THE OZ PIRATE SCENE!! FUCKIN' NO WHERE!! - D. IF WE HEAR OF ANY FUCKERS OUT THERE SLAGGING OUR GROUP OR OUR MEMBERS, YOU CAN EXPECT A VISIT FROM BAD.INC, TROJAN AND I - D. WE WILL GET ON THE NEXT FUCKIN' TRAIN, BASH YOUR DOOR DOWN AND SLOWLY BREAK EVERY BONE IN YOUR BODY, STARTING WITH YOUR FINGERS, AND GETTING TO YOUR TOES!!.. / BUT DON'T GET US WRONG / - D. WE ARE A PEACEFULL GROUP, AND WANT THE OZ SCENE TO BE AS GOOD AS IT CAN GET!! (WHILE WE ARE STILL IN IT!!) - E. IF YOU'RE LOOKING FOR THE GREETZ, THEN YOUR ARE IN THE WRONG PART!!! (NEXT ONE!!) - F THIS IS SOLAR BASHIN' AWAY AT MY KEYBOARD WITH A BROKEN FINGER!! BEFORE I GO, HERE IS A QUOTE FOR YOU TO REMEMBER:... - U / 'IT'S NOT COOL, BUT IT'S HAPPENING' / ... - T WELL, I WILL LET YOU GO ONTO THE SECOND, 'BUBBLES' PART, CODED BY TROJAN -
G'DAY!!!... FIRST I WILL ROLL OFF THE CREDITS..... ALL CODE : TROJAN ZAK : FROM "LAST NINJA REMIX; 1X1 CHAR : HAWKEYE AND TEXT BY ..../ BATTERY /.... - HERE WE ARE WITH THIS "QUICK 'N' COOL; LAST PART FOR THE 'SPOTLIGTH DEMO'!! THIS WILL CONTAIN A DIARY WE KEPT WHILEON OUR 4 DAY MARATHON BATTERY PARTY!!.. THIS PAGE IS WRITTEN ON THE FIRST DAY TUESDAY 15TH (_)..WHILE THE REST WILL BE ADDED DURING THE PARTY WHEN WE FIND SOMETHING TO WRITE ABOUT!! PLEASE TAKE THE TIME TO READ IT, AS I DON'T WANT TO WRITE ALL THIS FOR NOTHING..(ENJOY THE DEMO!!.. SPACE) ] HAWKEYE ] - - - STYLE IS ETERNAL - - EPRVTZ[/] $%+,35 - F(9 PA PA PA PC# ?#HO - G'DAY!!!... FIRST I WILL ROLL OFF THE CREDITS..... ALL CODE : TROJAN ZAK : FROM "LAST NINJA REMIX; 1X1 CHAR : HAWKEYE AND TEXT BY ..../ BATTERY /.... - HERE WE ARE WITH THIS "QUICK 'N' COOL; LAST PART FOR THE 'SPOTLIGTH DEMO'!! THIS WILL CONTAIN A DIARY WE KEPT WHILEON OUR 4 DAY MARATHON BATTERY PARTY!!.. THIS PAGE IS WRITTEN ON THE FIRST DAY TUESDAY 15TH (_)..WHILE THE REST WILL BE ADDED DURING THE PARTY WHEN WE FIND SOMETHING TO WRITE ABOUT!! PLEASE TAKE THE TIME TO READ IT, AS I DON'T WANT TO WRITE ALL THIS FOR NOTHING..(ENJOY THE DEMO!!.. SPACE) ] HAWKEYE ]BAD.INC'S HOUSE. [JAN. 15 1991[ 11:55 AM: TROJAN HERE! I'M WITH BAD.INC WE'RE AT HIS HOUSE FOR TODAY'S PARTY! I WAS HERE OVER AN HOUR AGO, PREPARING FOR A KICK-ASS DAY. WE'VE GOT A STEREO, COLD DRINKS + 2 COMPUTERS. OUR OTHER 64'S ARE YET TO ARRIVE. AT THE MOMENT I'M LISTENING TO TECHNOTRONIC'S MEGA MIX RADIO VERSION. LATER. 01:04 PM: WE'VE GOT THE WHOLE LOT SET UP NOW MY PICCY FOR THE LAST PART DOESN'T WANT TO BE CONVERTED!! THE MUSIC IS COOLWE'VE GOT ABOUT 60+ C.D'S TO CHOOSE FROMAS SOON AS HAWKEYE + SOLAR GET HERE WE SHALL GO TO THE SHOP FOR A FEED. [ BAD.INC. [ 01:59 PM. * TROJAN * HERE!! WE'VE JUST BEENTO THE SHOPS!! 02:30. THE PARTY'S GETTING IN FULL MOTIONHERE.. I'M CODING, BAD.INC'S DRAWING ANDWE'RE PLAYING ].BEASTIE BOYS.] 02:38. WE'VE GOT A BUNCH OF PSYCHO C-64 ACCESSORIES!!.. WE'RE GETTING THIS NOTE FOR THE DEMO FINISHED. WE ARE SOON TO RING >MADHACKER> ABOUT THIS DEMO COMP.! [ BAD.INC [ 02:45. SOLAR & I ARRIVED 45 MINUTES AGO AND WE NOW HAVE TROJAN CODING THIS NOTE,BAD.INC PAINTING SOME GFX, AND SOLAR IS CODING...(FOR ONCE!!).. ] HAWKEYE ] 03:30.PM BAD.INC HAS FINISHED PLAYING DRAGON BREED + HE IS NOW DESIGNING RASTERS FOR THIS NOTE. SOLAR HAS JUST PUT MY GREEN MAN ON THE SCREEN. TROJAN IS STILL CODING THIS NOTE. ] HAWKEYE ] 03:38.PM I HAVE FINISHED THE RASTERS FOR THIS NOTE. NOW WE HAVEN'T ANY MUSIC ON BUT I'LL PUT SOME ON....AHH! CROWDED HOUSE IS ON NOW! I NOW HAVE TO DO A 'SPOTLIGHT' LOGO! OH WELL.....BACK TO THE KEYBOARD! 04:44.PM FUCKIN' SPOTLIGHT LOGO IS GIVIN'ME THE FUCKIN' SHITS, BUT IT'S ALMOST DONE! FUCK BE BACK SOON!!!!! [ BAD.INC [ - 05:29 PM. THE BOYS MADE ME USE A FUCKED "FAT LOGO;. 05:31. I DESPERATELY NEED INSPIRATION FORA DECENT LOGO!! 05:46. - (THE BITCHING STARTS!!) - NOTHING IS EVER FUCKING GOOD ENOUGHFOR TROJAN. THE FUCKIN' CUNT JUST FUCKEDMY LOGO! [ BAD.INC [05:51. BAD.INC IS REALLY PISSED OFF WITH ME. YOU CAN TELL. HE STORMS OUT THE ROOMAS IF HE'S GOING TO COMMIT SUICIDE, THENHE COMES BACK AND TALKS ONLY WHEN HE HASTO!! * TROJAN * 06:09. ALL IS FORGIVEN & I JUST GOT MY ARSE KICKED IN LAZER SQUAD II!! [ BAD.INC [ 08:37 PM. TROJAN + ZORRO ARE NOW WRITINGMUSIC. I HAVE NOW FINISHED THE SPRITE CHARS + THE TOWER ASWELL AS A SPOTLIGHT LOGO! WE HAVE HAD A FEW MUNCHIES + NOW THE STEREO IS OFF. 08:42 . I JUST KILLED A FLY WITH THE PAD WE'RE USING FOR THIS DIARY! 09:41 . WE'VE JUST RANG IKV + HAD A CHAT TO >MADHACKER> ABOUT THIS DEMO COMP. 10:37 . SOLAR CRACKED A JOKE! IT WAS SO FUNNY, EVEN TROJAN LAUGHED! 10:45 . IT'S BEEN 11 HRS SINCE THE PARTY STARTED + WE'VE CRACKED ALL OF 2 JOKES. SOLAR WAS SHOT 8 TIMES + WE'RE ALL DOINGHAWKEYE IMPERSONATIONS (OPPS!!.. THAT'S 3 JOKES!!!) [ BAD.INC [ - 10:47 PM. BAD.INC JUST REALISED THAT THE FLASHING RED LIGHT ON HIS DISK DRIVE MEANS THERE COULD BE SOMETHING WRONG!! (HE HAS HAD HIS 64 FOR 5 YEARS!!) * TROJAN * 10:51. TROJAN IS BANGING HIS HEAD AGAINSTA CHAIR AND KICKING BAD.INC'S MUM'S BIKECOZ THE COLORS ON HIS MULTI-COLOR PICCY WERE LOST IN A SYSTEM FAILURE. (AMICA PAINT CRASHED!!) < SOLAR < 11:29. I'VE JUST FINISHED MY SPRITE-CHAR AND WE ALL THINK IT KICKS ASS!! [ BAD.INC [ 11:50. SOLAR HAS FIXED UP THE RASTERS IN PART 1 OF THE DEMO.. WE AREN'T AS HYPO AS BEFORE, COZ BAD.INC'S MUM HAS GONE TOBED. > ZORRO > - 09:05 AM. BAD.INC IS PLAYING SATANIC MUSICON THE STEREO. HIS MUM RIPPED SHIT THRU HIM, COZ WE KEPT HER AWAKE LAST NIGHT!! WE ARE TIRED AS FUCK!! I GOT THIS HAPPY CHAR FINISHED BEFORE I SLEPT LAST NIGHT. ] HAWKEYE ]09:18. NO-ONE APPRECIATES MY MUSIC.... "PARADISE LOST;!! 09:25. PARADISE LOST HAS BEEN TURNED OFF & NOW WE'VE GOT G'N'R (CIVIL WAR) ON. SOLAR JUST LEARNT HOW TO STOP A TAPE ANDTURN IT OVER!! (ONLY MINUTES BEFORE HE WAS STRUCK A SERIOUS BLOW TO THE HEAD FROM A BUNCH OF GOLF CLUBS!!) 09:41. HAWKEYE IS TRYING TO SING "SWEET CHILD; OFF THE BOOTLEG, & HE SOUNDS LIKEHIS BALLS ARE IN A VICE!! [ BAD.INC [ 10:06 AM. WE'RE ALL AWAKE + KICKIN' ASS. TROJAN JUST PULLED OUT HIS LOGO MEASURING DEVICE TO QUICKLY MEASURE MY 'BATTERY' LOGO! IF YOU WANT ONE OF THESEWRITE TO US + WE'LL SEND YOU HIS FINGERS 11:12. I HAVE JUST FINISHED THE SCREEN PICTURE WITH A LOGO NEXT TO THE TOWER!! TROJAN HAS THE SPRITES ANIMATED INTO A MULTIPLEX SCROLLY!! NOW I HAVE TO ANIMATE 5 SCREENS OF THE BATTERY LOGO FOR THE FINAL PART! 11:14. WE'RE TRYING TO GET A SPOTLIGHT EFFECT.."FARKEN WHO CARES!! I LIKE IT!! I'LL FIGHT YOU ALL; CRIES HAWKEYE! [ BAD.INC [ 11:20. "WELL I LIKED THE FUCKIN' SPOTLIGHTEFFECT! YOUZ CAN ALL GO AND SCREW YOURSELVES; ] HAWKEYE ] 11:30 AM. BAD.INC'S TOWER & LOGO IS COOL!TROJAN IS TRYING TO REMEMBER HOW HE DID A MULTIPLEXER, AND TROJAN'S MUM JUST WALKED IN THE SHED, AND DELIVERED SOME BREAKFAST!!.. I'M OUTTA HERE!! ] HAWKEYE ]11:41. I NOW HAVE 7 SCREENS TO ANIMATE FORTHIS LOGO/TOWER PART!. 11:42. I NEED TO GO TO THE TOILET!! 11:45. HMMM!! THAT SHIT WAS A GOOD 'UN!! 11:46. EVERYONE DECIDES TO ANNOY ME!! [ BAD.INC [11:50. TROJAN, WITH A HUGE EFFORT, JUST TURNED HIS NOSE INSIDE-OUT!!! 11:53. WE HAVE JUST DECIDED ON THE ORDER OF PARTS IN THIS DEMO!! ] HAWKEYE ]12:03 PM. "IF YOU CARE TOO MUCH, IT CAN GET YOU INTO A WHOLE LOT OF TROUBLE; (BAD.INC'S QUOTE FOR TODAY!!) THIS ANIMATION IS KICKING ASS!! [ BAD.INC [12:10. ONE OF BAD.INC'S PSYCHO FRIENDS HASDROPPED IN, AND THEY'VE GONE FOR A SMOKE 12:38. WE'VE BEGUN TO PACK UP, READY FOR TROJAN'S... OVER THE LAST 24 HRS WE HAVECONSUMED 13.25 LITRES OF COKE (THAT'S 2.5 LITRES FOR EACH BATTERY MEMBER!) HOW WAS THAT FOR A BIT OF TRIVIA?? THUS ENDS THE PARTY AT BAD.INC'S!! STAY TUNED FOR MORE UPDATES FROM TROJANSHOUSE!!! ] HAWKEYE ] - / BATTERY / TROJAN'S, 1:35PM. AFTER AN EVENTFULL JOURNEY FROM BAD.INC'S (WE FIT 3 T.V'S 4 C-64'S, 6 DISKDRIVES, 5 MATTRESSES 7 PILLOWS, 60 CD'S, 5 DOONAS, 1 PKT OF P.J. SUPER MILDS, 5 BATTERY BOYS, AND HAWKEYE'S MUM IN ONE CAR!!) WE ARE SETTING UP IN TROJAN'S HOUSE ANDGETTING READY FOR A SWIM, A SPA AND KICKING ARSE!!! 02:50 PM. WE JUST GOT BACK FROM MCDONALDS(AFTER TELLING BAD.INC'S FRIEND WHERE TOGO!) AND NOW WE ARE GOING FOR THAT SWIM! 03:35. TIME TO GET BACK INTO THE COMPUTINGWORLD!! AFTER THE EXHAUSTING SWIM.... (EVERYONE ONTO TROJAN!) WE ARE NOW PSYCHED UP FOR A LONG NIGHT!! ] HAWKEYE ] - 03:55 PM. I HAVE JUST INVENTED A DEVICE THAT MEASURES SPRITES, AND I AM THINKINGABOUT PATENTING MY FINGERS!! [ BAD.INC [04:10. TROJAN HAS GONE TO WORK, AND I AM WORKING ON THE LITTLE MAN AND SPOTLIGHT FOR THE 3RD PART. ] HAWKEYE ]04:15. I'M DOING THE ANIMATION FOR THE BATTERY LOGO, AND G'N'R IS PLAYING.. [ BAD.INC [05:05. WE ARE CONFUSED! MADHACKER TOLD USLAST NIGHT THAT THERE IS NO LIMIT ON DEMO PARTS FOR THE DEMO COMP., BUT IN "REASON FOR TREASON IV' IT SAYS THERE ISA LIMIT OF 3!! (ICEMAN/TDU TOLD US THAT TOO!!)... I THINK ANOTHER PHONE-CALL IS CALLED FOR!!! ] HAWKEYE ] - 05:17 PM. I'M STARTING TO RAMBLE ON ABOUTTHE ORIGIN OF MY HANDLE!! THE BOYS ARE FINISHING A LOT OF SHIT, AND I'M WRITINGTO IKV. 05:20. I'VE JUST FIGURED OUT HOW TO USE HAWKEYE'S INST/DEL KEY ON HIS PSYCHO KEYBOARD!.. I STILL HAVEN'T FIGURED OUT HIS MEGA-PSYCHO ACTION REPLAY MK VI!! [ BAD.INC [05:30. EVERYTHING HAS SLOWED DOWN, COZ TROJAN IS AT WORK. SOLAR IS SLOWLY DOING THE ANIMATION FOR THE 1ST PART, ZORRO IS WORKING ON A CHAR-SET, AND I HAVE FINISHED THE SPRITE FOR PART 3... (I THINK!) 06:10. THIS FUCKIN' SPOTLIGHT EFFECT IS GIVING ME THE SHITS... I HOPE WE CAN EVENTUALLY MAKE IT LOOK GOOD!! ] HAWKEYE ]06:15 PM. YEEAAH!! WE FINALLY GOT THE EFFECT, AFTER CHANGING THE BITS ON THE BRICKWALL LOGO! (THANX BAD.INC!) ] HAWKEYE ]06:18 AND 22 SECONDS! HAWKEYE JUST BUTTED OUT MY SMOKE (HE ALWAYS WANTED TO DO IT)AND FOLLOWING THAT AMAZING FEAT, HE LIFTED HIS LEG, DROPPED HIS GUTS AND SAID "OOOOHH, THAT HURT!; [ BAD.INC [06:34. TROJAN'S MUM YELLS OUT THAT TEA ISREADY, AND EVERYTHING IS DROPPED! IT WASBEAUTIFUL SPAGHETTI BOLOGNAISE! (I THINKI WANNA LIVE HERE!!) ] HAWKEYE ]06:49. HAWKEYE IS FINDING IT HARD TO TELLTHE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN 1 SANDWICH AND 2! [ BAD.INC [ - 07:12 PM. WE WENT TO THE SHOPS AND BOUGHTSOME COKE AND SOME MUNCHIES FOR TONIGHTSMARATHON, AND WE ARE GOING FOR A SPA!! [ BAD.INC [07:50. BAD.INC AND I HAVE RETURNED FROM THE SPA, WHERE I SAVED HIM FROM A HUGE MAN-EATING BEE!!! 08:30. I AM GETTING READY FOR WORK, AND TROJAN HAS JUST COME BACK FROM WORK!! WE HAVE JUST BEEN ON THE PHONE TO ICEMANOF TDU. ] HAWKEYE ]09:00. SOLAR IS STILL ANIMATING THE GREENMAN, TROJAN IS CODING THE MULTI-PLEXER AND BAD.INC IS READING "SEX'N'CRIME #20; 09:30. BAD.INC IS PLAYING "STAGGER; AND I'M ABOUT TO HOP IN THE SPA. > ZORRO > 10:05 PM. FUCK ME DEAD!! MULTI-PLEXER IS 100%!.. PART COULD BE FINISHED IN HALF THE EXPECTED TIME!! * TROJAN * 10:45. WE'RE ALL OUT OF THE SPA AND TROJANIS FULL OF BULLSHIT!! > ZORRO > 10:50. WE'VE HAD PLENTY OF ADVENTURES IN THE SPA, AND PLENTY OF JOKES WERE TOLD! MY SMOKES AND LIGHTER WERE A CONSTANT TARGET FOR THE TROJAN'S BARRAGE OF WATERWE'RE ALL OUT NOW AND WE'RE REALLY STARTING TO KICK SOME ASS NOW!! HAWKEYE WILL BE BACK IN AN HOUR OR SO AND WE'LL START TO PUT TYPE OUT THE DIARY FOR MY PLACE!! WE'VE KILLED THE MUSIC SO OUR CODERS CAN CONCENTRATE, AND WORK BETTER! 10:55. PHEW!! WE JUST RANG MADHACKER & HECONFIRMED WE COULD HAVE 4 PARTS, SO THISWILL BE PART OF THE DEMO!! [ BAD.INC [11:20 PM. SOLAR HASN'T BEEN ANYWHERE NEARHIS COMPUTER FOR HALF AND HOUR, AND IT HAS BEEN TURNED ON ALL THE TIME!.. WHAT A LAMER!! 11:26. SOLAR JUST STOOD ON TROJAN'S DOG, AND BAD.INC IS TAKING A REST!! 11:40. TROJAN'S ACTING UP AGAIN, AND SOLARIS FILLING UP THE SCREEN WITH "LDA'S; 11:52. THE 'JEAN MICHEL JARRE' TAPE HAS BEEN STARTED.... AGAIN!! > ZORRO > 12:40. HI! I'M HOME AGAIN FROM WORK (NO COPS THIS TIME!!) BUT I AM BEGINNING TO FEEL A BIT TIRED... (JUST A BIT THOUGH!) ] HAWKEYE ] - 01:11 AM. WE HAVE SET UP A SLEEPING ROSTERFOR 2HR SHIFTS. I AM TIRED, BUT HAWKEYE AND I SHALL STAY UP UNTIL 3 WHEN SOLAR AND TROJAN WILL WAKE UP AND CODE!! 01:40. HAWKEYE AND I ARE TIRED AS FUCK, BUT WE STILL MANAGE TO HAVE A GIGGLE AS WE TAKE TURNS TO TYPE THIS DIARY OUT!! 01:41. HAWKEYE HAS A CRAMP IN HIS RIGHT THIGH, AND IS SILENTLY IN AGONY!! [ BAD.INC [01:50. TROJAN HAS SNORTED AND MUMBLED SOMETHING IN HIS SLEEP!! (I THINK HE IS HAVING NIGHTMARES ABOUT THE MULTIPLEXER) 01:55. ZORRO IS SEMI-CONSCIOUS AND GIVINGUS LOONY IDEAS FOR DEMOS!! ] HAWKEYE ] 03:27 AM. BAD.INC AND I HAVE FINISHED THEPARTY REPORT FOR HIS HOUSE... WE HAVE WOKEN TROJAN UP, AND THE DICKHEAD IS NOWCODING AGAIN!! ] HAWKEYE ]04:40. HERE I AM ALL ALONE, WITH NO-ONE AWAKE FOR INTELLIGENT CONVERSATION.. I HAVE ALMOST FINSIHED MY MULTI-PLEXER SCROLLIE!! 05:00. I CAN'T TAKE IT ANYMORE, I'VE GOT TO SAY IT... "HAWKEYE LOOKS LIKE AN APE WHEN HE SLEEPS!!;.. 06:30. DONE IT!! I WAS SET BACK HALF AN HOUR BY A PSYCHO ACTION REPLAY WHICH DECIDED TO CRASH MY CODE, AND NOT GIVE IT BACK!! * TROJAN * 07.00 AM. HAWKEYE JUST WOKE ME UP. HE WASTALKING IN HIS SLEEP!! HE WAS SAYING... "NO.. NOT 157.... DON'T LOAD THE CHARSETTHERE TROJAN!!!; (THERE WERE NO C-64'S ACTIVE!!) * TROJAN *11:20. BAD.INC IS PLAYING THE LAME GAME "RYGAR;.... (WHAT A JOKE!) [ BAD.INC [11:55. ONCE AGAIN WE ALL GANG UP ON TROJAN IN THE POOL!! ] HAWKEYE ]12:30 PM. BAD.INC WENT TO KICK A PILLOW, ANDFOUND OUT THE TABLE LEG WAS BEHIND IT!! AS HE HOWLED IN PAIN, HE CRIED OUT A PAIN-FACTOR OF 9!! > ZORRO > 01:15. TROJAN'S MUM TELLS US THAT THERE'SA WAR ON, AND WE STOP TO WATCH THE T.V. ] HAWKEYE ]03:15 PM. WE ARE SET UP HERE AT MY HOUSE AND WE ARE LOOKING FOR THE SECOND PART OF THE DEMO..(BUBBLES!) ] HAWKEYE ]03:18. I JUST FOUND OUR CAT WITH WAR WOUNDS!!. > ZORRO > 03:20. BAD.INC AND I FINALLY FOUND TROJAN'S FUCKIN' BUBBLE PART!! (I WISH THE STUPID DICKHEAD WOULD LABEL HIS FUCKIN' DISKS!! LAMER!!) 03:35. WE ARE GETTING PISSED OFF WITH TROJAN.. WE NEED TO FIND ANOTHER VERSIONOF HIS 'BUBBLE' PART... WE HAVE HUNDREDSOF DISKS TO LOOK THROUGH!! 05:40. WE FOUND THE DISK ABOUT AN HR AGO! ] HAWKEYE ] 05:43 PM. EVEN HAWKEYE'S PENS ARE PSYCHO I HOPE THE THIRD PART WILL BE FINISHED WITHIN THE NEXT 24 HRS!! [ BAD.INC [06:00. TROJAN HAS PERFECTED THE MULTI- PLEXER, AND I AM GOING TO COOK US TEA. WE HAVE THE RADIO ON, LISTENING TO THE REPORTS ON THE GULF WAR...(SCARY STUFF!) ] HAWKEYE ]08:14. BAD.INC IS JUST LEAVING TO GO HOMEAND HOPEFULLY HE'LL BE BACK LATER ON TONIGHT. HAWKEYE IS TYPING OUT THE PARTYREPORT FOR TROJAN'S HOUSE, AND TROJAN (THE LAMER) IS PLAYING EMPIRE!!.. ZORRO IS DOING A WALTZ!!! < SOLAR < 08:35. TROJAN IS STILL PLAYING EMPIRE! 08:50. BAD.INC CAME BACK AND TOLD US HIS MUM RIPPED SHIT THROUGH HIM, COZ HE LOCKED HER OUT OF THE SHED..... 08:5O PM. (CONT'D) SHE HAD TO CLIMB IN THRU THE WINDOW... HE MIGHT SNEAK OUT TONIGHTAND COME BACK HERE!! 08:55. TROJAN IS STILL FUCKIN' PLAYING EMPIRE!! ] HAWKEYE ]10:25. ZORRO IS TRYING TO SET A VCR TO TAPE SOMETHING... HAWKEYE IS GETTING PISSED OFF WITH TYPING IN THIS DIARY, BAD.INC HAS GONE HOME AND TROJAN IS TRYING TO FIX UP BAD.INC'S GRAPHICS!! < SOLAR < 10:40. I'M PISSED OFF!!! BAD.INC'S GFX ARE GIVING ME THE SHITS. FIRST HIS LOGOWAS TOO BIG, THEN HE ANIMATED IT ALL WRONG. AND NOW THAT HE'S GONE I'VE GOT TO FIX UP ALL THE DAMN MISTAKES. I JUSTWISH HE COULD BE MORE LIKE SOLAR! (JOKE!) * TROJAN * 10:50 PM. HAWKEYE SAYS "IT WAS A CRACK-UPME SLEEPING IN MY SLEEP!!!; < SOLAR < 11:10. ALL THE BOYS ARE WATCHING THE WAR!(EXCEPT ME.. I AM DOING THE FUCKIN' DISHES!!) 11:45. WE HAVE SETTLED BACK INTO CODING..THINGS AREN'T AS EXCITING, AS WE HAVE DONE MOST OF THE CODE AND GRAPHICS!. NOWWE ONLY HAVE DEBUGGING AND ANIMATION TO FINISH!..(TEDIOUS AND BOOORING!!) 12:01 AM. WE HAVE 22 PAGES DONE ON THIS DIARY, AND WE STILL HAVE THE LAST DAY TODO!! ] HAWKEYE ]12:25. HYPOCRYTICAL TROJAN IS ABUSING SOLARFOR NOT CODING, WHILE HE IS SITTING DOWNWITH A TRANSFORMER DOWN HIS JOCKS!! 01:10 AM. MY PARENTS HAVE RETURND FROM A COUNTRY WESTERN (BORING!) CONCERT, SO WEHAVE SETTLED DOWN.. I AM GETTING HUNGRY! 01:15. SOLAR IS HAVING A BIT OF TROUBLE WITH THE SPOTLIHT GOING OVER $D010... 01:25. I HAVE JUST BEEN WITH TROJAN, AND HE IS WRITING A LETTER TO RATFINK/OXYGENAND HERE IS NOTE FROM MYSELF (HAWKEYE) "FROM WHAT I HEAR FROM BAD.INC, AND WHATI SEE OF YOUR CODE, YOU ARE ONE MEGA FUNKY DUDE!!; SIGNED... HAWKEYE 01:40. HA HA HA HA!! THE NOTE TROJAN WAS WRITING TO RATFINK FUCKED UP WHEN HE TRIED TO CRUNCH'N'SAVE IT!!! ] HAWKEYE ] 01:45. I THINK WE ARE ABOUT TO CRASH, COZOUR LACK OF SLEEP IS SHOWING! 01:45 AM. I LOVE IT!! SOLAR JUST MADE MY GREEN MAN GET HIS GUN!! IT LOOKS UNREAL! 01:50. SOLAR AND I HAVE PLEDGED TO STAY AWAKE UNTIL OUR EYELIDS HIT THE GROUND!!TROJAN HAS CRASHED, COZ HE HASN'T BEEN GETTING MUCH SLEEP AT ALL!! 03:10. I JUST WENT TO THE STEREO FOR AN UPDATE ON THE WAR.. NOTHING NEW HAS HAPPENED, BUT I THINK WE ARE WINNING!! 03:15. I AM SO DELIRIOUS, I HAVE STARTED MAKING UP POETRY..... LITTLE FLICKER ON THE SCREEN, WHAT ARE YOU, WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN? BUT TO ME YOU WILL ALWAYS SEEM, TO BE A PAIN IN THE FUCKIN' ARSE!! ] HAWKEYE ]03:35 AM. WE HAVE PICKED UP OUR EYELIDS AND WE ARE GOING TO TRY AND MAKE IT TO A BED!!! 10:26. BAD.INC CAME AROUND AND WOKE US UPAT ABOUT 10:05!!..(BLOODY SCUM!!) 10:50. BAD.INC HAS JUST MIXED UP ALL MY DISKS, AND FLOGGED MY DISK COVERS!!... (HE IS LOOKING FOR WARES TO SEND TO AGENT STEEL/PSI.... (HI DUDE!!)) /.. THIS IS A LITTLE AUSTRALIA.. NOT A SIBERIAN CUCUMBER AS BAD.INC THINKS!! 10:55. TROJAN IS BACK IN THE KITCHEN, COZHE IS CRUNCHING & SAVING HIS NOTE TO RATFINK.... AGAIN!!.. ] HAWKEYE ]10:57. A RED LIGHT IS FLASHING ON MY DRIVEAND I AM PISSED OFF (AARRGH!) * TROJAN *12:10 PM. WE HAVE HAD TO SCRAP BAD.INC'S LOGO ANIMATIONS AND USE SPRITES INSTEAD FOR THE MULTIPLEXER PART!! (BITCHIN') 12:58. I HAVE JUST RECEIVED A SEND FROM ROCKETMAN/CHROME, SO NOW EVERYONE (EXCEPT SOLAR) IS PLAYING "DRAGON BREED;(WHICH I THINK I 100%) 02:10. WE HAVE JUST FINISHED THE SCROLL TEXT FOR THE MULITPLEXER PART. ] HAWKEYE ]02:20. SOLAR HAS BEEN WORKING ON THE DIGI'S FOR A WHILE NOW, AND HE IS SLOWLYGETTING THEM FINISHED...(I HOPE!) > ZORRO > 02:40. WE ARE PACKING UP AND GETTING READYTO GO TO BACK TO OUR HOMES... WE SHOULD HAVE IT FINISHED BY SUNDAY...] HAWKEYE ] SO YOU HAVE FINALLY REACHED THE LAST PAGE OF OUR MEGA-PARTY DIARY... WE HOPE YOU ENJOYED IT AS MUCH AS WE DID... I, TROJAN WOULD LIKE TO SAY A SPECIAL THANX TO HAWKEYE ON BEHALF OF BATTERY FOR TYPING UP OUR LITTLE PARTY DIARY.. SHUCKS, THANX BOYS... AND NOW I WOULD LIKE TO EXTEND OUR DEEPEST FELT THANX TOTO THESE PEOPLE AND FRIENDS.... WITHOUT WHOM, THIS DEMO WOULD NOT HAVE BEEN POSSIBLE: [ALL OF OUR PARENTS FOR TRANSPORT, FOOD AND ELECTRICITY!! [MADHACKER/IKV FOR EXTENDING THE DATE THE DEMO COMP. [ALL OUR CONTACTS WHO WE RANG UP DURING THE PARTY. [SADDAM HUSSEIN FOR THE ENTERTAINMENT ONTHE T.V. AND STEREO DURING THE LAST TWO DAYS... TIME TO GO: / BATTERY / '91 -STYLE IS ETERNAL- BATTERY MEMBERS ARE : * ] [ > < T H B Z S J K A R L N Y D O R MISSION ACCOMPLISHED 20TH/01/91 IR AND KICKING BAD.INC'S MUM'S BIKECOZ THE COLORS ON HIS MULTI-COLOR PICCY WERE LOST IN A SYSTEM FAILURE. (AMICA PAINT CRASHED!!) - ( I'VE JUST FINISHED MY SPRITE-CHAR AND WE ALL THINK IT KICKS ASS!! - ( SOLAR HAS FIXED UP THE RASTERS IN PART 1 OF THE DEMO.. WE AREN'T AS HYPO AS BEFORE, COZ BAD.INC'S MUM HAS GONE TOBED. - ' BAD.INC IS PLAYING SATANIC MUSICON THE STEREO. HIS MUM RIPPED SHIT THRU HIM, COZ WE KEPT HER AWAKE LAST NIGHT!! WE ARE TIRED AS FUCK!! I GOT THIS HAPPY CHAR FINISHED BEFORE I SLEPT LAST NIGHT. - ] ] HAWKEYE ]09:18. - ( NO-ONE APPRECIATES MY MUSIC - D. "PARADISE LOST;!! - ( PARADISE LOST HAS BEEN TURNED OFF & NOW WE'VE GOT G'N'R (CIVIL WAR) ON. SOLAR JUST LEARNT HOW TO STOP A TAPE ANDTURN IT OVER!! (ONLY MINUTES BEFORE HE WAS STRUCK A SERIOUS BLOW TO THE HEAD FROM A BUNCH OF GOLF CLUBS!!) - ( HAWKEYE IS TRYING TO SING "SWEET CHILD; OFF THE BOOTLEG, & HE SOUNDS LIKEHIS BALLS ARE IN A VICE!! - ( WE'RE ALL AWAKE + KICKIN' ASS. TROJAN JUST PULLED OUT HIS LOGO - I MEASURING DEVICE TO QUICKLY MEASURE MY 'BATTERY' LOGO! IF YOU WANT ONE OF THESEWRITE TO US + WE'LL SEND YOU HIS FINGERS - ( I HAVE JUST FINISHED THE SCREEN PICTURE WITH A LOGO NEXT TO THE TOWER!! TROJAN HAS THE SPRITES ANIMATED INTO A MULTIPLEX SCROLLY!! NOW I HAVE TO - G ANIMATE 5 SCREENS OF THE BATTERY LOGO FOR THE FINAL PART! - ( WE'RE TRYING TO GET A SPOTLIGHT EFFECT.."FARKEN WHO CARES!! I LIKE IT!! I'LL FIGHT YOU ALL; CRIES HAWKEYE! - ' "WELL I LIKED THE FUCKIN' SPOTLIGHTEFFECT! YOUZ CAN ALL GO AND SCREW - P ] HAWKEYE ] 11:30 AM. - ( BAD.INC'S TOWER & LOGO IS COOL!TROJAN IS TRYING TO REMEMBER HOW HE DID A MULTIPLEXER, AND TROJAN'S MUM JUST - D WALKED IN THE SHED, AND DELIVERED SOME BREAKFAST!!.. I'M OUTTA HERE!! - ' ] HAWKEYE ]11:41. - ' I NOW HAVE 7 SCREENS TO ANIMATE FORTHIS LOGO/TOWER PART!. - ( I NEED TO GO TO THE TOILET!! - ( HMMM!! THAT SHIT WAS A GOOD 'UN!! 11:46. - ( EVERYONE DECIDES TO ANNOY ME!! - ( TROJAN, WITH A HUGE EFFORT, JUST TURNED HIS NOSE INSIDE-OUT!!! - ( WE HAVE JUST DECIDED ON THE ORDER OF PARTS IN THIS DEMO!! - F ] HAWKEYE ]12:03 PM. - ( "IF YOU CARE TOO MUCH, IT CAN GET YOU INTO A WHOLE LOT OF TROUBLE; - D (BAD.INC'S QUOTE FOR TODAY!!) THIS - F ANIMATION IS KICKING ASS!! - ' ONE OF BAD.INC'S PSYCHO FRIENDS HASDROPPED IN, AND THEY'VE GONE FOR A SMOKE - ( WE'VE BEGUN TO PACK UP, READY FOR TROJAN'S... OVER THE LAST 24 HRS WE HAVECONSUMED 13.25 LITRES OF COKE (THAT'S 2.5 LITRES FOR EACH BATTERY MEMBER!) - E HOW WAS THAT FOR A BIT OF TRIVIA?? - / THUS ENDS THE PARTY AT BAD.INC'S!! - D STAY TUNED FOR MORE UPDATES FROM TROJANSHOUSE!!! - N TROJAN'S, 1:35PM. - ( AFTER AN EVENTFULL - E JOURNEY FROM BAD.INC'S (WE FIT 3 T.V'S 4 C-64'S, 6 DISKDRIVES, 5 MATTRESSES - D 7 PILLOWS, 60 CD'S, 5 DOONAS, 1 PKT OF P.J. SUPER MILDS, 5 BATTERY BOYS, AND HAWKEYE'S MUM IN ONE CAR!!) - N WE ARE SETTING UP IN TROJAN'S HOUSE ANDGETTING READY FOR A SWIM, A SPA AND - E KICKING ARSE!!! - ( WE JUST GOT BACK FROM MCDONALDS(AFTER TELLING BAD.INC'S FRIEND WHERE TOGO!) AND NOW WE ARE GOING FOR THAT SWIM! - ' TIME TO GET BACK INTO THE COMPUTINGWORLD!! AFTER THE EXHAUSTING SWIM - D. (EVERYONE ONTO TROJAN!) WE ARE NOW - F PSYCHED UP FOR A LONG NIGHT!! - ( I HAVE JUST INVENTED A DEVICE THAT MEASURES SPRITES, AND I AM THINKINGABOUT PATENTING MY FINGERS!! - ( TROJAN HAS GONE TO WORK, AND I AM WORKING ON THE LITTLE MAN AND SPOTLIGHT FOR THE 3RD PART. - 4 ] HAWKEYE ]04:15. - ( I'M DOING THE ANIMATION FOR THE BATTERY LOGO, AND G'N'R IS PLAYING.. - ( WE ARE CONFUSED! MADHACKER TOLD USLAST NIGHT THAT THERE IS NO LIMIT ON - D DEMO PARTS FOR THE DEMO COMP., BUT IN "REASON FOR TREASON IV' IT SAYS THERE ISA LIMIT OF 3!! (ICEMAN/TDU TOLD US THAT TOO!!)... I THINK ANOTHER PHONE-CALL IS CALLED FOR!!! - ( I'M STARTING TO RAMBLE ON ABOUTTHE ORIGIN OF MY HANDLE!! THE BOYS ARE FINISHING A LOT OF SHIT, AND I'M WRITINGTO IKV. - ( I'VE JUST FIGURED OUT HOW TO USE HAWKEYE'S INST/DEL KEY ON HIS PSYCHO - D KEYBOARD!.. I STILL HAVEN'T FIGURED OUT HIS MEGA-PSYCHO ACTION REPLAY MK VI!! - [ BAD.INC [05:30. - ( EVERYTHING HAS SLOWED DOWN, COZ TROJAN IS AT WORK. SOLAR IS SLOWLY - F DOING THE ANIMATION FOR THE 1ST PART, ZORRO IS WORKING ON A CHAR-SET, AND I HAVE FINISHED THE SPRITE FOR PART 3... (I THINK!) - ( THIS FUCKIN' SPOTLIGHT EFFECT IS GIVING ME THE SHITS... I HOPE WE CAN - D EVENTUALLY MAKE IT LOOK GOOD!! - ' ] HAWKEYE ]06:15 PM. - ( YEEAAH!! WE FINALLY GOT THE - D EFFECT, AFTER CHANGING THE BITS ON THE BRICKWALL LOGO! (THANX BAD.INC!) - % ] HAWKEYE ]06:18 AND 22 SECONDS! - ' HAWKEYE JUST BUTTED OUT MY SMOKE (HE ALWAYS WANTED TO DO IT)AND FOLLOWING THAT AMAZING FEAT, HE - E LIFTED HIS LEG, DROPPED HIS GUTS AND - DOHH, THAT HURT!; - ( TROJAN'S MUM YELLS OUT THAT TEA ISREADY, AND EVERYTHING IS DROPPED! IT WASBEAUTIFUL SPAGHETTI BOLOGNAISE! (I THINKI WANNA LIVE HERE!!) - 1 ] HAWKEYE ]06:49. - ( HAWKEYE IS FINDING IT HARD TO TELLTHE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN 1 SANDWICH AND 2! - ( WE WENT TO THE SHOPS AND BOUGHTSOME COKE AND SOME MUNCHIES FOR TONIGHTSMARATHON, AND WE ARE GOING FOR A SPA!! - _ [ BAD.INC [07:50. - ( BAD.INC AND I HAVE RETURNED FROM THE SPA, WHERE I SAVED HIM FROM A HUGE MAN-EATING BEE!!! - ( I AM GETTING READY FOR WORK, AND TROJAN HAS JUST COME BACK FROM WORK!! WE HAVE JUST BEEN ON THE PHONE TO ICEMANOF TDU. - > ] HAWKEYE ]09:00. - ( SOLAR IS STILL ANIMATING THE GREENMAN, TROJAN IS CODING THE MULTI-PLEXER AND BAD.INC IS READING "SEX'N'CRIME #20; - ( BAD.INC IS PLAYING "STAGGER; AND I'M ABOUT TO HOP IN THE SPA. - ( FUCK ME DEAD!! MULTI-PLEXER IS 100%!.. PART COULD BE FINISHED IN HALF THE EXPECTED TIME!! - ' WE'RE ALL OUT OF THE SPA AND TROJANIS FULL OF BULLSHIT!! - ( WE'VE HAD PLENTY OF ADVENTURES IN THE SPA, AND PLENTY OF JOKES WERE TOLD! MY SMOKES AND LIGHTER WERE A CONSTANT TARGET FOR THE TROJAN'S BARRAGE OF WATERWE'RE ALL OUT NOW AND WE'RE REALLY - F STARTING TO KICK SOME ASS NOW!! HAWKEYE WILL BE BACK IN AN HOUR OR SO AND WE'LL START TO PUT TYPE OUT THE DIARY FOR MY PLACE!! WE'VE KILLED THE MUSIC SO OUR CODERS CAN CONCENTRATE, AND WORK BETTER! - ( PHEW!! WE JUST RANG MADHACKER & HECONFIRMED WE COULD HAVE 4 PARTS, SO THISWILL BE PART OF THE DEMO!! [ BAD.INC [11:20 PM. - ( SOLAR HASN'T BEEN ANYWHERE NEARHIS COMPUTER FOR HALF AND HOUR, AND IT HAS BEEN TURNED ON ALL THE TIME!.. WHAT A LAMER!! - ( SOLAR JUST STOOD ON TROJAN'S DOG, AND BAD.INC IS TAKING A REST!! - ' TROJAN'S ACTING UP AGAIN, AND SOLARIS FILLING UP THE SCREEN WITH "LDA'S; - ( THE 'JEAN MICHEL JARRE' TAPE HAS BEEN STARTED - ( HI! I'M HOME AGAIN FROM WORK (NO COPS THIS TIME!!) BUT I AM BEGINNING TO FEEL A BIT TIRED... (JUST A BIT THOUGH!) - ' WE HAVE SET UP A SLEEPING ROSTERFOR 2HR SHIFTS. I AM TIRED, BUT HAWKEYE AND I SHALL STAY UP UNTIL 3 WHEN SOLAR AND TROJAN WILL WAKE UP AND CODE!! - ( HAWKEYE AND I ARE TIRED AS FUCK, BUT WE STILL MANAGE TO HAVE A GIGGLE AS WE TAKE TURNS TO TYPE THIS DIARY OUT!! - ( HAWKEYE HAS A CRAMP IN HIS RIGHT THIGH, AND IS SILENTLY IN AGONY!! - ( TROJAN HAS SNORTED AND MUMBLED - D SOMETHING IN HIS SLEEP!! (I THINK HE IS HAVING NIGHTMARES ABOUT THE MULTIPLEXER) - ( ZORRO IS SEMI-CONSCIOUS AND GIVINGUS LOONY IDEAS FOR DEMOS!! - ( BAD.INC AND I HAVE FINISHED THEPARTY REPORT FOR HIS HOUSE... WE HAVE WOKEN TROJAN UP, AND THE DICKHEAD IS NOWCODING AGAIN!! - 7 ] HAWKEYE ]04:40. - ( HERE I AM ALL ALONE, WITH NO-ONE AWAKE FOR INTELLIGENT CONVERSATION.. I HAVE ALMOST FINSIHED MY MULTI-PLEXER - ( I CAN'T TAKE IT ANYMORE, I'VE GOT TO SAY IT... "HAWKEYE LOOKS LIKE AN APE WHEN HE SLEEPS!!;.. - ( DONE IT!! I WAS SET BACK HALF AN HOUR BY A PSYCHO ACTION REPLAY WHICH - D DECIDED TO CRASH MY CODE, AND NOT GIVE IT BACK!! - ( HAWKEYE JUST WOKE ME UP. HE WASTALKING IN HIS SLEEP!! HE WAS SAYING... "NO.. NOT 157 - D. DON'T LOAD THE CHARSETTHERE TROJAN!!!; (THERE WERE NO C-64'S ACTIVE!!) - ( BAD.INC IS PLAYING THE LAME GAME "RYGAR; - D. (WHAT A JOKE!) - ( ONCE AGAIN WE ALL GANG UP ON - F TROJAN IN THE POOL!! - 1 ] HAWKEYE ]12:30 PM. - % BAD.INC WENT TO KICK A PILLOW, ANDFOUND OUT THE TABLE LEG WAS BEHIND IT!! AS HE HOWLED IN PAIN, HE CRIED OUT A - D PAIN-FACTOR OF 9!! - ( TROJAN'S MUM TELLS US THAT THERE'SA WAR ON, AND WE STOP TO WATCH THE T.V. - ^ ] HAWKEYE ]03:15 PM. - ( WE ARE SET UP HERE AT MY HOUSE AND WE ARE LOOKING FOR THE SECOND PART OF THE DEMO..(BUBBLES!) - . ] HAWKEYE ]03:18. - ( I JUST FOUND OUR CAT WITH WAR - ( BAD.INC AND I FINALLY FOUND - G TROJAN'S FUCKIN' BUBBLE PART!! (I WISH THE STUPID DICKHEAD WOULD LABEL HIS - E FUCKIN' DISKS!! LAMER!!) - ( WE ARE GETTING PISSED OFF WITH - D TROJAN.. WE NEED TO FIND ANOTHER VERSIONOF HIS 'BUBBLE' PART... WE HAVE HUNDREDSOF DISKS TO LOOK THROUGH!! - ( WE FOUND THE DISK ABOUT AN HR AGO! - ( EVEN HAWKEYE'S PENS ARE PSYCHO I HOPE THE THIRD PART WILL BE FINISHED WITHIN THE NEXT 24 HRS!! - ( TROJAN HAS PERFECTED THE MULTI- PLEXER, AND I AM GOING TO COOK US TEA. WE HAVE THE RADIO ON, LISTENING TO THE REPORTS ON THE GULF WAR...(SCARY STUFF!) - ] ] HAWKEYE ]08:14. - ( BAD.INC IS JUST LEAVING TO GO HOMEAND HOPEFULLY HE'LL BE BACK LATER ON - D TONIGHT. HAWKEYE IS TYPING OUT THE PARTYREPORT FOR TROJAN'S HOUSE, AND TROJAN (THE LAMER) IS PLAYING EMPIRE!!.. ZORRO IS DOING A WALTZ!!! - ( TROJAN IS STILL PLAYING EMPIRE! 08:50. - ( BAD.INC CAME BACK AND TOLD US HIS MUM RIPPED SHIT THROUGH HIM, COZ HE - E LOCKED HER OUT OF THE SHED - % SHE HAD TO CLIMB IN THRU THE WINDOW... HE MIGHT SNEAK OUT TONIGHTAND COME BACK HERE!! - ( TROJAN IS STILL FUCKIN' PLAYING EMPIRE!! - = ] HAWKEYE ]10:25. - ( ZORRO IS TRYING TO SET A VCR TO TAPE SOMETHING... HAWKEYE IS GETTING - D PISSED OFF WITH TYPING IN THIS DIARY, BAD.INC HAS GONE HOME AND TROJAN IS - E TRYING TO FIX UP BAD.INC'S GRAPHICS!! - ( I'M PISSED OFF!!! BAD.INC'S GFX ARE GIVING ME THE SHITS. FIRST HIS LOGOWAS TOO BIG, THEN HE ANIMATED IT ALL - D WRONG. AND NOW THAT HE'S GONE I'VE GOT TO FIX UP ALL THE DAMN MISTAKES. I JUSTWISH HE COULD BE MORE LIKE SOLAR! - ( HAWKEYE SAYS "IT WAS A CRACK-UPME SLEEPING IN MY SLEEP!!!; - ( ALL THE BOYS ARE WATCHING THE WAR!(EXCEPT ME.. I AM DOING THE FUCKIN' - ( WE HAVE SETTLED BACK INTO CODING..THINGS AREN'T AS EXCITING, AS WE HAVE DONE MOST OF THE CODE AND GRAPHICS!. NOWWE ONLY HAVE DEBUGGING AND ANIMATION TO FINISH!..(TEDIOUS AND BOOORING!!) - ( WE HAVE 22 PAGES DONE ON THIS DIARY, AND WE STILL HAVE THE LAST DAY TODO!! - ] HAWKEYE ]12:25. - & HYPOCRYTICAL TROJAN IS ABUSING SOLARFOR NOT CODING, WHILE HE IS SITTING DOWNWITH A TRANSFORMER DOWN HIS JOCKS!! - ( MY PARENTS HAVE RETURND FROM A COUNTRY WESTERN (BORING!) CONCERT, SO WEHAVE SETTLED DOWN.. I AM GETTING HUNGRY! - ( SOLAR IS HAVING A BIT OF TROUBLE WITH THE SPOTLIHT GOING OVER $D010... - ( I HAVE JUST BEEN WITH TROJAN, AND HE IS WRITING A LETTER TO RATFINK/OXYGENAND HERE IS NOTE FROM MYSELF (HAWKEYE) "FROM WHAT I HEAR FROM BAD.INC, AND WHATI SEE OF YOUR CODE, YOU ARE ONE MEGA - D SIGNED... HAWKEYE - ( HA HA HA HA!! THE NOTE TROJAN WAS WRITING TO RATFINK FUCKED UP WHEN HE - D TRIED TO CRUNCH'N'SAVE IT!!! - ( ] HAWKEYE ] 01:45. - ( I THINK WE ARE ABOUT TO CRASH, COZOUR LACK OF SLEEP IS SHOWING! - ( I LOVE IT!! SOLAR JUST MADE MY GREEN MAN GET HIS GUN!! IT LOOKS UNREAL! - ( SOLAR AND I HAVE PLEDGED TO STAY AWAKE UNTIL OUR EYELIDS HIT THE GROUND!!TROJAN HAS CRASHED, COZ HE HASN'T BEEN GETTING MUCH SLEEP AT ALL!! - ( I JUST WENT TO THE STEREO FOR AN UPDATE ON THE WAR.. NOTHING NEW HAS - E HAPPENED, BUT I THINK WE ARE WINNING!! - ( I AM SO DELIRIOUS, I HAVE STARTED MAKING UP POETRY - < LITTLE FLICKER ON THE SCREEN, - K WHAT ARE YOU, WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN? - F BUT TO ME YOU WILL ALWAYS SEEM, - I TO BE A PAIN IN THE FUCKIN' ARSE!! - ] HAWKEYE ]03:35 AM. - ( WE HAVE PICKED UP OUR EYELIDS AND WE ARE GOING TO TRY AND MAKE IT TO A BED!!! - ( BAD.INC CAME AROUND AND WOKE US UPAT ABOUT 10:05!!..(BLOODY SCUM!!) - ( BAD.INC HAS JUST MIXED UP ALL MY DISKS, AND FLOGGED MY DISK COVERS!!... (HE IS LOOKING FOR WARES TO SEND TO - E AGENT STEEL/PSI - I /.. THIS IS A LITTLE AUSTRALIA.. NOT A SIBERIAN CUCUMBER AS BAD.INC THINKS!! - ( TROJAN IS BACK IN THE KITCHEN, COZHE IS CRUNCHING & SAVING HIS NOTE TO - 0 ] HAWKEYE ]10:57. - ' A RED LIGHT IS FLASHING ON MY DRIVEAND I AM PISSED OFF (AARRGH!) * TROJAN *12:10 PM. - ( WE HAVE HAD TO SCRAP BAD.INC'S LOGO ANIMATIONS AND USE SPRITES INSTEAD FOR THE MULTIPLEXER PART!! (BITCHIN') - ( I HAVE JUST RECEIVED A SEND FROM ROCKETMAN/CHROME, SO NOW EVERYONE - G (EXCEPT SOLAR) IS PLAYING "DRAGON BREED;(WHICH I THINK I 100%) - ( WE HAVE JUST FINISHED THE SCROLL TEXT FOR THE MULITPLEXER PART. - ' ] HAWKEYE ]02:20. - ( SOLAR HAS BEEN WORKING ON THE - E DIGI'S FOR A WHILE NOW, AND HE IS SLOWLYGETTING THEM FINISHED...(I HOPE!) - ' WE ARE PACKING UP AND GETTING READYTO GO TO BACK TO OUR HOMES... WE SHOULD HAVE IT FINISHED BY SUNDAY...] HAWKEYE ] SO YOU HAVE FINALLY REACHED THE LAST PAGE OF OUR MEGA-PARTY DIARY... WE HOPE YOU ENJOYED IT AS MUCH AS WE DID... - - I, TROJAN WOULD LIKE TO SAY A SPECIAL THANX TO HAWKEYE ON BEHALF OF BATTERY FOR TYPING UP OUR LITTLE PARTY DIARY.. - + SHUCKS, THANX BOYS... AND NOW I WOULD LIKE TO EXTEND OUR DEEPEST FELT THANX TOTO THESE PEOPLE AND FRIENDS - D. WITHOUT WHOM, THIS DEMO WOULD NOT HAVE BEEN - [ALL OF OUR PARENTS FOR TRANSPORT, FOOD AND ELECTRICITY!! - W [MADHACKER/IKV FOR EXTENDING THE DATE THE DEMO COMP. - Z [ALL OUR CONTACTS WHO WE RANG UP DURING THE PARTY. - ^ [SADDAM HUSSEIN FOR THE ENTERTAINMENT ONTHE T.V. AND STEREO DURING THE LAST TWO DAYS... - -STYLE IS ETERNAL- - BATTERY MEMBERS ARE : * ] [ > < -
-IF YOU CARE TOO MUCH, YOU'LL GET HURT!- - ...... THIS IS THE LAST "PROPER" PART OF THE DEMO..... SO WE HOPE THAT YOU ENJOYED WATCHING IT AS MUCH AS WE ENJOYED MAKING IT!!!..... WE ARE AT TROJANS AT THE MOMENT, TRYING TO PUT EVERYTHING TOGETHER, AND MAKING SURE EVERYTHING IS WORKING O.K..... I THINK THAT THIS PART SHOWS OFF BATTERYS POTENTIAL FOR COOOL GRAPHICS AND MEGA CODE!!! ..... - ..... DURING THE LENGTH OF THE PARTY, THE MOST PLAYED TAPE WAS "OXYGENE" BY JEAN MICHEL JARRE....... AND WHEN I ARRIVED HERE, TROJAN SHOWED ME A C.D. WITH ALL OF THE VERSIONS OF OXYGENE!!!... SO WE HAVE PUT IT ON REPEAT, AND IT HAS BEEN PLAYING ALL DAY!!! (TROJAN JUMPING ON THE KEYS)..... - ..... I BOUGHT IT YESTERDAY, AND I WENT INTO "BRASHS" (A ZAK STORE) UNSURE ABOUT WHAT EXACTLY I WANTED, I JUST KNEW IT WAS JEAN MICHEL JARRE. SO I ASKED ABOUT WHAT THEY HAD, AND THEY GAVE ME THREE SCUMMY LITTLE C.D.S! SO I SAID I WANTED TO LISTEN TO THEM, SO THE BITCH GAVE ME THE EARPHONES, PUMPED UP THE VOLUME SO EVERYONE IN THE STORE COULD HEAR IT, AND BLASTED MY GOD DAMNED BRAINS OUT WITH HIGH-PITCHED SYNTHESISER PULSES! FOR NO LESS THAN 5 MINUTES, UNTIL I MANAGED TO GET HER ATTENTION SO SHE COULD TURN IT DOWN AND CHANGE THE SONG. ANYWAY I BOUGHT THE C.D. AND LEFT RED IN THE FACE. IT TURNED OUT I GOT A BARGAIN ANYWAY, THE MUSIC IS VERY GOOD TO CODE BY. BY THE WAY, GET YOUR HANDS ON SNAPS C.D. "WORLD POWER", IT KICKS - .....(HAWKEYE) IF YOU NOTICE ANY GLITCHES IN ANY PARTS, WE DO NOT WANT TO KNOW ABOUT THEM!!!! TIME TO KILL THIS SCROLL, AND LET YOU READ OUR MEGA DIARY!! ..... HAWKEYE OF BATTERY.... ROCKING AWAY....... - - O. DOES THIS LOOK COOL OR WHAT!! - E. CREDITS GO TO - G. ALL GRAPHICS...(LOGO, TOWER, AND CHARS)- BAD.INC - H. AND ZAK BY UNKNOWN... (WHO ELSE!!) - F. THIS IS THE LAST "PROPER" PART OF THE DEMO - E. SO WE HOPE THAT YOU ENJOYED WATCHING IT AS MUCH AS WE ENJOYED MAKING IT!!! - E. WE ARE AT TROJANS AT THE MOMENT, TRYING TO PUT EVERYTHING TOGETHER, AND MAKING SURE EVERYTHING IS WORKING O.K - E. I THINK THAT THIS PART SHOWS OFF BATTERYS POTENTIAL FOR COOOL GRAPHICS AND MEGA CODE!!! - E. DURING THE LENGTH OF THE PARTY, THE MOST PLAYED TAPE WAS "OXYGENE" BY JEAN MICHEL JARRE - G. AND WHEN I ARRIVED HERE, TROJAN SHOWED ME A C.D. WITH ALL OF THE VERSIONS OF OXYGENE!!!... SO WE HAVE PUT IT ON REPEAT, AND IT HAS BEEN PLAYING ALL DAY!!! (TROJAN JUMPING ON THE KEYS) - E. I BOUGHT IT YESTERDAY, AND I WENT INTO "BRASHS" (A ZAK STORE) UNSURE ABOUT WHAT EXACTLY I WANTED, I JUST KNEW IT WAS JEAN MICHEL JARRE. SO I ASKED ABOUT WHAT THEY HAD, AND THEY GAVE ME THREE SCUMMY LITTLE C.D.S! SO I SAID I WANTED TO LISTEN TO THEM, SO THE BITCH GAVE ME THE EARPHONES, PUMPED UP THE VOLUME SO EVERYONE IN THE STORE COULD HEAR IT, AND BLASTED MY GOD DAMNED BRAINS OUT WITH HIGH-PITCHED SYNTHESISER PULSES! FOR NO LESS THAN 5 MINUTES, UNTIL I MANAGED TO GET HER ATTENTION SO SHE COULD TURN IT DOWN AND CHANGE THE SONG. ANYWAY I BOUGHT THE C.D. AND LEFT RED IN THE FACE. IT TURNED OUT I GOT A BARGAIN ANYWAY, THE MUSIC IS VERY GOOD TO CODE BY. BY THE WAY, GET YOUR HANDS ON SNAPS C.D. "WORLD POWER", IT KICKS - E.(HAWKEYE) IF YOU NOTICE ANY GLITCHES IN ANY PARTS, WE DO NOT WANT TO KNOW ABOUT THEM - D! TIME TO KILL THIS SCROLL, AND LET YOU READ OUR MEGA DIARY!! - E. HAWKEYE OF BATTERY -
GREETINGS FLY OUT TO THESE FRIENDS OF BATTERY.. ICEMAN/TDU , AGENT STEEL/PSI , ROCKETMAN/CHROME , RATFINK/OXYGEN , CYBORG/EXCEED , ANTHRAX/CHROME , IRONHEAD/SD , MIKE/NOVA , SLARTIBARTFAST/FVD , CRYSTAL KNIGHT/USK , TRADER , QWERTY , TASSIE TIGERS.... STAY SAFE! - (YUGHT TO YOU BY - H HERE WE ARE WITH THE SECOND PART OF THE SPOTLIGHT DEMO - E. CODE AND BUBBLES BY TROJAN... ZAK BY ZORRO AND THIS CHAR BY BAD.INC!... IT IS THE THIRD NIGHT OF OUR MARATHON PARTY... AND WE HAVE TO TYPE THIS TEXT, COZ BAD.INC IS LEAVING SOON... - F ..WE WILL HAVE TO WAIT UNTIL HE EMTPYS HIS BLADDER!!. - F YO! ICEMAN YOU SOUND COOL ON THE PHONE!! I CANNOT WAIT TILL I SEE YOUR STUFF!! - D SORRY TO ALL CONTACTS WHO HAVE HAD THIER SENDS DELAYED!! WE ARE ALL FLAT OUT DOING THIS DEMO!! IF YOU WANT A BEHIND THE SCENES ACCOUNT OF THIS DEMO THEN HAVE A GOOD READ OF THE DIARY PART ALL OF IT IS TRUE ..THERE IS NO BULLSHIT OR CENSORS!! - G I WILL HAND OVER THE KEYS TO TROJAN... HI THERE ALL YOU FREAKS FROM THE AUSSIE SCENE! AND WE MUST NOT FORGET THE GUYS OVER IN EUROPE EITHER!! THIS IS OUR FIRST EVER MULTI PART DEMO! AND HOPEFULLY NOT OUR LAST!! WE HAVE GOT SOME COOL CODE, BUT WE ARE INEXPERIENCED AND NEED MORE DATA. IF YOU HAVE GOT A PROGRAMER REFERENCE GUIDE THEN MAIL IT TO US!! SO DO YOU LIKE THE BUBBLES! THIS IS AN AUSSIE MULTIPLEXER, THE OLD RASTER SPLITS! I KNOW ITS SIMPLE CODE, BUT WHO NEEDS TECHNOLOGY WHEN YOU HAVE AN EASY WAY OUT! BUT JUST TO BE A SMART ARSE I DID A REAL ONE, YOU CAN SEE IT IN THE NEXT PART! LATER DUDES - ... HIT THE SPACE ... - 8 GREETINGS FLY OUT TO THESE FRIENDS OF BATTERY.. ICEMAN/TDU , AGENT STEEL/PSI , ROCKETMAN/CHROME , RATFINK/OXYGEN , CYBORG/EXCEED , ANTHRAX/CHROME , IRONHEAD/SD , MIKE/NOVA , SLARTIBARTFAST/FVD , CRYSTAL KNIGHT/USK , TRADER , QWERTY , TASSIE TIGERS -